Years ago, I used to sit at the now departed Denny's, swill coffee, smoke cigarettes, eat soup and grilled cheese sammiches, read books and write horrifically bad poetry. At that time, I believe it would be safe to say that I was aspiring to be wretched.
I had the tormented, uber-sensitive shit down pat but I just couldn't write worth two shits. It was dreadful.
For example
Pain roared from the depths
engulfing me in the sorrow of my
yada, yada, yada, poor, pitiful me....
Thanks be to G*d I got over all that...

