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Why the chicken crossed the road:

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!  The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
 
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
cross the road.  This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One!  -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't
about me.......

GEORGE W.  BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.  The
chicken is either against us, or for us.  There is no middle ground here.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it!  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions.  I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.  What is your definition
of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?  We need some black chickens.


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All meant in good, clean, politically snarky fun.