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1) What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

Sushi
NC-17 Answer - REALLY!  Sushi...

2) Have you ever kissed anyone named Matt?

Nope.

2a) Have you ever kissed anyone named Matilda?

Yep.  5th grade, I think...

3) What does your last text message say?

"Congratulations, your service has been extended..."

4) What was the last song you listened to?

'65 Love Affair - Paul Davie

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would it be?

The Best of Marcel Marceu

6) What did you do yesterday?

Worked, felt sick to my stomach, got my comics, slouched on the couch, found out some news that was both good and bad (don't ask, won't answer...)

7) What did you dream about?

I've no recollection...

8) Pick a scar on your body - what did you do?

Upper lip, left side, where I got the crap beat out of me when I lived in WI...got hit so hard that my eye tooth went clean through my skin/lip..

9) ?

Exactly....

10) !

I was just sayin' that the other day...

11) Last time you cried?

April 3...don't ask, I won't tell you.

12) Who’s your most religious friend?

My wife...the most devout, at any rate.  Bobby/i is probably up there as well...

13) Who do you trust with your life?

My wife.  Without question.  For some reason, she always has my best interests at heart. 

14) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?

Clarence Shithouse.

15) What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful handsome person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?

What makes you think I don't hear that each and every morning?

16) %

Pop a 0 in front of that and you have the percentage of my chances of voting for Hilary....

17) Do you trust all of your friends?

If they is my friends, that goes without saying.  Otherwise, they are aquaintances I like a lot.

18) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?

I already is...

19) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?

I know that everything I do is for a reason.  Some good, some not so good...I don't know about everything else.

20) What are two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?

Jealousy and lack of trust.  Most everything else is negotiable.


21) Which one of your top friends do you think would make the best prostitute?

How the bloody hell should I know?

22) Who is the nicest person you know?

My wife.  Proof is that she puts up with me.

23) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?

Make it through the end of this month without filling out another stupid meme

THERE ARE A WHOLE BUNCH OF NUMBERS MISSING HERE.

28) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?

My wife...

29) Would you make a good parent?

I was at one point...until circumstances changed.  (Don't ask, I won't tell you)

30) Where was your default picture taken?

I created in in Photoshop.  It took 12 seconds...and it's not a duck.

31) Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

The sushi I had for lunch....

32) Who knows you the best?

My wife.

33) When is the last time you truly liked someone?

When I asked her to marry me.  I still do like her.  Nicest person I know...


34) What are your plans for the weekend?

Go to KC to our great nieces 2nd Birthday Party....

37) What’s your favorite saying?

"I Wish Cotton Was A Monkey" or "Ya Think?"

38) WHERE'S #38?

39) Have you ever punched a tree?

thinking...thinking....thinking.....ZZZZZzzzzzzz

40) Have you ever snuck out of your house/someone in your house?

Hell yes, when I was a kid.  And to get out of the house to Wal-Mart for late night shopping to surprise my wife...

41) How would you describe your relationship with your best friend?

My marriage...

42) Morning or night person?

I suppose....

43) Are you there for your friends?

When they need me.

44) Do you like to spend time with people?

I like people.

45) WHAT HAPPENED TO #45?

46) Are you a forgiving person?

For the most part.  Except when I'm not...

47) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?

Nope....

48) Have you lost a friend recently?

Not that I can think of...

49) Are you talking to someone while doing this? Who?

Nope...not even myself.

50) Do you want a relationship right now?

I'm married...what do YOU think?